I beat my kid so much in Chess that I am afraid to play adults. Is my kid bad or am I that good? I don't want to find out either way.
Unemployed Optimism
The best part about living off unemployment is that you have less decisions to make.
Where do you want to go out to eat? Home.
What do you want to do? Stay home and do free things.
Where are we going for February break? Front yard.
AKA
I am not cheap anymore...I'm just poor (cheap justified).
Family Hair Loom
Instead of getting a haircut because I don't really care what it looks like, I tell myself I am too poor to afford a haircut so I asked my 12 year old to do it...then I had to ask my mom to fix it.
I will prob pay for a real one soon...to fix hers.
SIDENOTE:
Remember that time some guy paid me $226 to cut my hair for his barber exam...and failed miserably while slicing me during my straight razor shave and pouring blot clot powder into my mouth by accident?
when you fart in the bathroom and you can hear your kid laughing about it outside the door and it reminds you that farts are funny.
Closer...
I refer to my 10 year old as a "Bag of Farts" because she always seems to fart when she's next to me. I don't mind so much because her farts are still cute.
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