Keanu Voice
After a show, I started talking to someone and they said, "That's awesome that you really talk that way." Umm, cool?
My wife won an iPad Pro from a work raffle. We left it unopened for a day because it seems so excessive and I was thinking about ebaying it. She won an iPad Mini last year so do we really need it?
After seeing its glorious 12.9" screen, Yes! Having it makes me feel White Rich!
Work Duties
whenever I take the ipad Pro to the bathroom with me, I feel like I have a real job and I am about to go to a meeting with a presentation.
Stick'em Up
what the heck am I supposed to do with these Apple stickers that came with the iPad. Put them on my Apple product that already has a big Apple on it? Put it on my PC, my toilet, an orange?
when you start hating April Fool's Day because of people's prank posts on fecesbook and all the idiots (me) who fall for it for the first five seconds.
Closer...
I want to have sex with a puppet, no strings attached.
April Fools!
SAVE THE DATE:
Model Majority at The PIT Loft, Wed April 24th 8pm
Chew Links
Chew Girls April 2019 pics