The 7 Year Itch.
I hate that I have a mosquito bite on the one part of my back I can barely reach. It's as if the mosquitos have been strategically scoping me out for a weak point.
The immature kid in me laughs every time I hear about the Yankees playing the Houston Astros because I just think...ASStros.
Sub Par Jokes
Jared from Subway is going to get but raped in prison. 6 inch or footlong?
Subway is coming out with a new sandwich to honor Jared...it's a kiddie combo meal.
Is anyone really surprised? I'm surprised he lasted this long as Subway's spokesmodel. Who the heck is in charge of choosing these spokespersons (RG3, Justin Tuck, Jay Glazer)? Bring back Kevin from "The Office." He's the only one who would actually eat at a Subway.
My Canon camera lens recently broke and stopped auto focusing. It cost about the same amount of money to fix it ($150) as it is to purchase a replacement ($200). I might as well get a whole new camera with a new lens for $400! Damn them!
when you carry your sleeping kid from the car/stroller and bring her up 3 flights of stairs only to have her wake up after you put her down on her bed. I suspect that she is fake sleeping so that she doesn't have to walk. Wouldn't you?
Closer...
The 4 year old spent 2 days at the grandparents without me. The first thing she does when she sees me is cry and ask for mommy.
Chink Links
Chew Girls August 2015 pics