The theater we performed at used this pic for their marketing but cropped me out of the picture.
Secret Asian Man
I went to an audition for an Anna Kendrick show (Love Life) that I went into without seeing the script or role. When I got there, I found out I was playing a Chinese Guy at an auction who has one line in Chinese. Typical day.
Invests in Vests
I had an audition for ABC's Emergence as a Harbormaster. I wore my vest to make it look like I was wearing a life jacket...because that's what I imagine a harbormaster looks like. The show is set in Long Island so I tried to whip out my LI accent.
Ball Gag.
We had our after party at a ping pong place and all night I kept stepping on random balls (ping pong) and almost falling over. It would be such an easy lawsuit.
Partly Party
I got a shirt that reads, "This Guy Can Party" but I can only wear it during my sketch show when I play a character because I can't party in real life. I had two beers at the after party and I was ready to go home.
I turned off my Marked Safe notifications because it seems like they are just rubbing it in to all the people who are Not Safe by sharing on social media.
Safehouse
Whenever someone posts awesome vacation pics of themselves, I just want to rob their empty house.
UHF
My tv only gets two channels (PBS and CBS) but it's all just a bunch of BS.
Let it Go...
I trained my kids to pass gas into any empty room in the apartment. Sometimes they will leave mid conversation to fart in a different room.
when you make a "Facts of Life" reference and no one knows what you are talking about because you just showed your age.
Closer...
I'm not poor but free food always tastes better
Last Show of the Decade!
Sat Nov 2nd 8pm Model Majority 1 Year Anniversary Show
Chew Girls October 2019 Pics