Our flight back to NY on Friday at 1pm got cancelled at 10:30am due to weather (it was perfect weather where I was). I call American Airlines and they tell me the next available non-stop flight is next Thursday. Yikes! I opt for the next available connecting flight that leaves on Monday. During our layover, our next plane gets delayed and we are stuck sleeping on the airport floor for three hours. When we board the plane, we got stuck in the last row (that does not recline and is next to the bathroom). Thankfully, no one made a stink.
Humanity
We asked someone to give up their seat so that I could sit with my kids but no one is that nice when it comes to airplanes. Instead, the lady offered, "She can sit next to me, I will take care of her." Wouldn't it be better if I could sit next to her and take care of her myself?
I caved in and watched the Chinese bootleg of End Game because the spoilers were everywhere...even the porn sites! I thought that was my safe place.
To Infinite and Beyond!
In the movie, Iron Man's daughter says, "I love you 3000." My kid used to say, "I love you 1000," so I told her about it and she said "I love you 3 Infinite!"
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"Asian Massage Training Class"
when your new cat feels like an upgrade from your old one but you don't want to tell anyone because you don't want to hurt the other cat's feelings even though the cat is dead
Closer...
My weakness is toothpaste with baking soda. I will dry heave until my eyeballs fall out. Don't tell my enemies!
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Model Majority sketch show Memorial Sunday, May 26
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