We watched the Jackie Chan version of The Karate Kid and started getting angry about how he is studying Kung Fu not Karate (Karate is Japanese). It should be called The Kung Fu Kid but I guess all Asian cultures look the same...
Whitewashed Kevin Chew
Some white guy from Florida named Nicholas Kevin Chew got arrested for kicking his chicken.
Deputies said Chew had an argument with his girlfriend and kicked a chicken. She told investigators he may have broken its leg.
Chew told the sheriff's office he became annoyed with all the noise the chickens made.
Why is there a white guy named Kevin Chew? Is "Chew" a white name?
SIDENOTE: I tell everyone that the "name" guy from Ellis Island told my grandpa to spell his last name the English way...because I saw it in a movie and know nothing about my family history.
Black Ant Lives Matter
I made my own internet DIY ant poison by mixing borax (for making kid's slime) and sugar. After two weeks, I still have ants so I bought some traps. I looked at the box and it reads in bold, "Contains borax." I feel cheated.
Coach Kev
I'm teaching my kids everything they will need to know about sports so that they can grow up to be television commentators...unless society starts paying women athletes like men.
SIDENOTE: I'm still blown away by the fact that my kids can catch a ball. I didn't learn that until 8th grade.
when you trim your facial hair and someone calls you out the next day for having a weak mustache
Closer...
every picture of me without a mustache feels like it was from college.
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