My kids love going to the dentist because they get fun toys from them. I might start buying myself fun toys after I go to the dentist so I can brainwash myself into a root canal.
Get Smart
whenever people tell me my kid is smart, I feel like saying:
"She gets it from me and I am a freaking genius."
"She is 100% Chinese. We are smarter in general."
"Your kid is dumb."
But instead, I give a generic answer like:
"Yeah, she's growing up too fast."
"She has to keep up with her older sister."
"She's smarter than her mom."
when you find out that all the Skarsgards (Tarzan, Pennywise, Bootstrap Bill) are related and it blows your mind...but shouldn't it have been obvious. There last names are the same and it's not a common name.
Closer...
I received my first issue of Yankees Magazine and it is leg numbing material, if you know what I mean. If you don't, it means I will read it on the toilet until my legs get numb from sitting so long. I have to sit on the floor afterwards so I don't fall over.
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