Chew Tactics.
My recent audition happened to have the same casting director as the Pampers audition Wifi and Baby went to so when I finished my scene I tried to butter her up big time. When she asked my age, for some reason I said a year younger than I actually am. And on the way out I shook her hand but I don't think she was expecting or offering it. For two gigs totalling a 9K payout, I'll do just about anything.
Whenever I see the two black actors from "The Wire" in the same scene on "The Walking Dead" I want them to talk about the hard times in West Baltimore and Avon Barksdale.
I hate that "Coors Light" refers to itself as "The world's most refreshing beer." Piss can be the most refreshing thing if you're in a desert.
SIDENOTE: I learned how to spell "dessert" (not "desert") because some girl in my 6th grade class said, "Dessert has 2 S's because you want two of them."
Chew Brew.
I want to invent the world's wettest beer and I will guarantee that nothing is wetter.
Mega Desk.
Because of my love of "The Office," I have put two desks together in my home office to create "Mega Desk" like Dwight Shrute did. I've also asked Wifi to refer to it as "Mega Desk"...and she complied.
when your daughter clogs the toilet with paper towels and you don't realize it until you after you've done #2 and flushed. It was millimeters from going over the rim...and turning into a rim job! ("What's a rim job?")
Closer...
Toddler is starting to refer to me as "Kevin." I feel like Homer Simpson when she does that. (Bart calls him "Homer" not "Dad")
Chink Links
The Chew Girls: October Pics
Banksy in NYC: Better Out than In