The Kevin Chew Fan Club: Chi Phi Chapter
My frat bros came to my last sketch comedy show. Some tidbits:
my Asian bro wanted to go to the show before he knew I was in it but it was sold out. Then he realized that I am in the show.
We had a parody song dance number "Baby got Bao." Steve had no idea what a "Bao" was and thought we were saying "bowel" (yuck).
My buddy Skettio always references Lebron James when talking about my acting career.
After watching my sketch show he said, "You're the Lebron James of the sketches."
After seeing me in my NEWS 12 commercial he said, "One second I'm watching Lebron James and the next thing you know you come on."
Thanks for the support! Looking forward to the next reference.
I sat next to a older white man on the subway. He looked normal...until he offered me some of his corn nuts. Very nice of him but does he expect me to actually take some. Tourist or Crazy?
Subway Stinks
Whenever I sit next to a smelly guy on the subway, I don't want to hurt his feelings by walking away to find another seat so I pretend I am getting up to look at the map before I find another seat very far away.
Gender Bender
The gender neutral bathroom smelled so bad that I could only imagine that stink coming from a man...but I don't really know because I have never smelled the inside of the ladies room.
Mr. Fahrenheit!
Whenever we listen to Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" with the kids, I always have to sing along over the words "Sex machine" and substitute it with "Space machine" because I don't feel like explaining what sex is.
Our sketch comedy group made our grand entrance to it (because I repeatedly suggested it). I would listen to it on repeat before rehearsal to get amped. I was hoping to do it as a group sing along for our kereoke after party but the song book didn't have it. What kind of a world do we live in?
when you fix your computer and feel like a genius...even though it took two weeks of trial and error and lost data.
Closer...
After the Model Majority After Party, I hopped on the first train I saw and it was going the opposite way I needed so I jumped off one stop later and took another train few stops and saw that my transfer subway was going to be another 22 minutes. I convinced myself that I am a big star and took a shared Lyft home.
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