Fake Asian Doctor
My wife decided to wear a lab coat so I told her to throw on a wig and goggles and be Doc Brown and I'll wear jeans and a vest and go as Marty. We met up with another parent who was in street clothes so I asked him what his outfit was and he replied, "The same as you. No costume." The funny part is, I did an imitation of Marty to give him a clue as to what my wife was dressed as and he still didn't know.
It was worse when my wife left early to make dinner and left me without a Doc so I ended up looking like a normal dude with no Halloween spirit.
SIDENOTE: Someone asked her if she was "Rick and Morty"
Thank you all for another awesome sold out MODEL MAJORITY show where I get to play Keanu, Lo Pan and Nador the Relentless. No other place but sketch can I do that. (pic credit: Marcus Cardona)
Catch us 2/17 for our annual Lunar New Year show!
No Sweets til Brooklyn!
This is not the Halloween I grew up with. No eggs or shaving cream anywhere.
A Park Slope deli was giving out full sleeves of Oreos (maybe expired?) and the bagel store was handing out bagels.
Some dude in a Jason mask who looked like an older man was also trick or treating. Who's gonna stop him?
Instead of a Haunted House...A Barbie House:
I told my kids that if they want to meet up with friends, they will miss out on more candy...and I will become irrelevant in their trick or treating lives.
Candy Currency
My kid takes in all the candy we don't like and trades them in at school. We converted a handful of Dum-Dums into 100 Grands!
when you spot someone famous but they are dressed up like a hot dog with their kids trick or treating so you can't really say anything or take a selfie.
Closer...
I imagine that I might be famous one day and hope some idiot like me won't bother me when I'm with my kids...Nah, I would probably want the attention and adoration.
MODEL MAJORITY on Good Morning America
Kevin is Keanu
Chew Family Oct Pics
Don't forget to LIKE and Subscribe to Model Majority and Kevin Chew!