I golf once a year but twice a week on the Wii Fit.
I only lost about 5 golf balls this year so I think I'm improving.
Before entering The Rentals concert in Williamsburg, I spotted the guitarist outside taking a picture of the marquee. He is a fellow Weezer Cruisemate (and the guitarist in Ozma, my other favorite band) so I started a conversation with him. It was really cool...up until that awkward moment when he had to come up with a reason to leave the conversation.
Royal Tee
As a kid, I loved this Kansas City Royals shirt I had because it had my initials KC on it.
Yanks vs KC
My buddy, Jake, scored us some pretty good Yankee tickets for Monday's Memorial Day game. It was a hot day so our tickets were good but in the sun. After 2 long innings we got up and I had a sweaty back and swampass...so we ended up moving to the shaded area.
Beer vs KC
I decided it was a nice day for a beer...for breakfast. When we entered the stadium, we passed by a beer stand with a tap of Honey Wheat Summer Ale. You had me at "Honey"...and clinched it with "Summer." As I got closer, I could hear the beer girl saying they were all out. Oh well, I'll just get it at the next stand. We walked the entire stadium and it was nowhere to be found. I felt like I was on a gameshow...and I lost.
Asian Fetish.
As we were eating our Carl's Cheesesteaks at the stadium, I commented on how it tasted like a gourmet White Castle burger. Jake then told me about his brother's Asian in laws from San Francisco who came to visit and without any introductions, they promptly asked, "Where's White Castle?" Apparently, they were obsessed with the Harold and Kumar movies because they didn't even order anything. They just took pictures outside.
when you get naked and you're near an open window and just think, "If there happens to be someone watching at this moment, you win!"
Closer...
My sister just recently realized that my chronicles "Closer" is a reference to the baseball pitcher who ends the game. She thought it was "closer" as in "closer to the end." Is she the only one?
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