We did the Magic Kingdom for the first time with the kids...and now I can barely walk. Next year, I'm going to make my kids push me in the stroller.
Wifi wants to go back...without the kids.
Mickey Mouse Girls
I thought it was weird seeing some females celebrating their bachelorette party there but who knows, they could all be on acid.
my mom made me some really good coffee that she told me was expensive. I looked at the box and noticied it was called "Weasel Coffee." That's an odd name for a coffee so I asked my dad why...and that is when I answered my own question. It's mades from weasel poop.
SIDENOTE: I just learned that a groundhog is actually just a woodchuck. I feel cheated. I want to celebrate Woodchuck Day instead.
whenever I go on a plane ride, I am usually the bloody nose guy who has a tissue sticking out of his nose during takeoff and landing. I'm always tempted to make the joke, "I should cut down on my coke intake," but I am afraid people might take me seriously and have me strip searched.
Nativity Scene
whenever we return from a long trip away from New York, we order pizza as our first meal back to remind us of how great New York is.
SIDENOTE: Sitting in traffic on the way back from the airport is a reminder of how crappy New York can be.
Want some Overhead?
I feel it's my obligation to help people with the overhead bin. It's a pretty challenging thing for the seniors and females...and it makes me feel like the strongest man in my row.
when you freak out because your poop is red...but then you remember you gorged out on red licorice the night before. I am addicted to Red Vines.
Closer...
watching Tosh.0 on the plane ride makes me feel like I am watching porn. You don't want any kids or old people to see what you're viewing.
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