getting fitted for suit used to make me feel cool...now it makes me feel old...and fat.
Bling Ring.
Being in a Wedding Party used to be cool when I was single. After having your own, I just look at other people's weddings as one big dollar sign. I have 2 out of town weddings/bachelor parties this year so I will easily be dropping at least $5,000 when the smoke has cleared. Yikes!
Wizdumb.
The older you get, the more you realize that your idols are frauds.
I have become my own idol. Every day, I want to be just like me.
Teabagging.
Using the same tea bag more than once makes me feel like an old Chinese man. They sit in the chinatown cafe with the same cup of tea all day long.
Mello Yellow
I gave my doctor a urine sample for the first time. I felt like I was getting tested for the Olympics.
It's a weird felling holding a warm cup of your own piss...and handing it to the young female receptionist.
Silent Treatment
I've been going to the same hair stylist for 10 years. It's finally gotten to the point where I can sit in the chair, close my eyes and not say a word. Exactly how I like it. The haircut may not always be the best but I like wearing hats so I could care less.
Get Shorty.
Toddler got a short haircut. It's almost like having a new kid...maybe because she looks a little like a boy.
I bought my first Jets jersey (Jonathan Vilma). As a Giant/Jets fan, I feel like I betrayed the Giants.
Closer...
Last week, I showed up late picking Toddler up from school. This week, I was the first one there...mainly because I don't want the teacher to think I am irresponsible.
Chink Links
Chew Girls March Pics
*Not Every Hanks movie. They left out my favorite, "The Man with One Red Shoe."