Manual Release.
I hate it when they release movies at inappropriate times like Christmas movies in March, Friday the 13th not on Friday the 13th, and The November Man in August (Maybe they named the movie based on the dvd release in November?)
Sex Cells
My buddy asked me if I would be willing to have another kid if I could choose the sex of the child. At first it sounded interesting...but then I remembered that Baby screams like a banshee and gets us kicked out of restaurants so, "Heck No!" I'll leave that third child business to my second wife (just kidding, for now?)
Giving Thanks.
I assume this is the least read issue of the Chronicles due to the holidays. So if you're reading this, "Thanks!"
"I Gave at the Office"
Whenever someone (black teenagers with clipboards) tries to ask me for money I say I am unemployed so I am technically not lying. One day, I want to say something like, "I just got out of prison."
when you ask someone what took them so long to reply to an email and they reply, "Who emails anymore?"
Closer...
whenever I whip out my archaic cellphone, my buddy KC always makes the same joke, "Is that a new phone?"
I'm keeping my phone until it becomes cool again (like how the 80's came back)
Chink Links
The Chew Girls November 2014 Pics