April Insanity
I read a article in the NY Post that read, Yankee Stadium’s new food menu is literally insane
What the heck do you literally mean? How can something be literally insane or sane?
Pictured: the Double Double - double cheeseburger with double grilled cheeses as buns. OK, that's literally insane.
I've finally finished binge watching Daredevil season 2. It was so good that I expect every other law show (Better Call Saul, People v OJ) I watch to involve ninjas and The Punisher.
Pay Me Pal!
I had someone hack into my Paypal account and sent themselves $305 from my account through 3 transactions ($5, $100, $200). Paypal immediately refunded me $300...but now they are investigating the $5.
Easter/Santa Pics seem like such a white person thing...so why aren't I doing it too?
Because I married Asian.
Polish Jokes
Whenever I see the word polish, I like to pronounce the other version.
So if it's a Nail Salon called "Polish," I will crack a joke about how it's a Polish Korean Nail salon...and if it's a European restaurant that serves Polish food, I will remark about how well they polish their sausage. Yep, I am already that cheesy dad who makes bad jokes.
Sleepwalk with Me
Sometimes I will blow my nose and see traces of dried up blood. When did I have a bloody nose? Did I pick my nose in my sleep? Did I sleepwalk myself into a Fight Club? Am I Tyler Durden? Yes!
Food Fight Club
Whenever we have Date Night (someone watches the kids), we go restaurant hopping. We'll go to one place for appetizers (Japanese) and then to a second place for entrees (meat)...and maybe a third for dessert if the second place doesn't have a good selection.
Coffree?
Every once in a while I will get the dinner bill and the coffee/cappuccino won't be on it. Did the waiter forget to charge me or are they being nice? Regardless, the former waiter in me gives 20%.
When I waited tables I wouldn't charge for coffee but I would always make sure to say, "Coffee is on me," right after I dropped the bill so they would have that fresh in their mind when considering tip.
when you realize that the older you get the less reliable your friends become.
Family is the easiest excuse.
Closer...
someone complimented me on my long hair...so that means I'm never cutting it.
Chink Links
Chew Girls March Pics