Lying Down
At my audition, they asked for my height. At 5'9 1/2" I usually cheat up to 5'10." I later thought about it and feel I should have cheated down since I would be standing as a waiter while Michelle Williams and Sam Rockwell are sitting (both short).
It's always weird receiving a package from Amazon on a Sunday. Makes you wish all delivery services did the same since most people are home and not at work.
Optimus Prime
We had an order that said it was delivered but we didn't receive it so they resent it. I didn't realize that the mailman hides our packages underneath a bucket in our yard to prevent thefts so we actually did receive it and got an extra. A few days later, the same thing happened but this time I didn't find our package so it was probably stolen. They sent a replacement right away. I didn't like one of the things in the package so I asked for a refund and they refunded me the wrong thing at double the price. So far, Prime is paying off.
Mister Fahrenheit
Rami Malek may have won Best Actor for his portrayal of Freddie Mercury but he definitely did not get the penis right.
when your kid comes home with artwork and you tell her you love it but she asks, "Would you still love it if another kid did it?"
"No, if another kid did it, put it in the recycling bin."
Closer...
My wife finally got her replacement cellphone. Without one, it felt like the 80's trying to communicate with her.
SAVE THE DATE!
My next sketch show, Model Majority, 8pm March 27th Wed at The Tank 312 W36 St (one block from Penn Station)
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