When I got to the theatre, I didn't see any other asian people so I automatically knew I was at the wrong place. I went to Cinema Village not Village East Cinema (4 avenues away). I almost bailed because I didn't think our film had any chance. When I got to the cinema, I was a sweaty mess (as usual).
When my movie surprisingly premiered as a Top Ten Finalist, I was so caught off guard, I don't think I reacted because I was by myself (Wifi was babysitting). I was more blown away by the audience cheers. "Why are they cheering for me? Do they know me?"
I was wearing my hat and glasses so I don't think anyone recognized me. I kind of wish they did so it wouldn't seem so odd how happy I was.
I immediately called Wifi with the good news...but then I would follow it up with a "Just Kidding, we didn't win. Ok, we did."
I faked the ending movie credits. I listed Angela as a writer, Sienna as Director and Skylar as Producer. Angela got nominated for Best Writing. It would have been so awesome if Sienna and Skylar also got nominated.
For my birthday, George took me out to dinner but with one stipulation, we had to eat 38 items on our stomach guided walking food tour. Let the fatness begin...
Lobster Roll, Hot dog, fried oreos, ramen burger (it was nasty), sushi, liver mousse pate, and squid ink and sea urchin fried rice to finish it off because we lost count after fried oreos. Each grain of rice made up the difference.
The UPS guy rang my bell three times. By the time I got to the door, he was about to fill out a "Sorry, we missed you form." I opened the door and signed his machine and asked him if there is a better place for me to put the previous "Sorry, we missed you form," that I filled out and signed so he wouldn't have to ring my bell three times. The sign was in front of his face attached to the door.
Tourist Food
I went to Smorgusburg (Brooklyn Flea Food Market) for the first time...and the last. I'm not part of the crowd who enjoys food from trucks, fairs, festivals and places with no sinks. Especially when they overcharge you for subpar food.
Cellf Destruct.
I don't understand how the government can spy on us, hackers can spy on them, and we can get an audio transcript of a Hulk Hogan sex tape from almost a decade ago but we can't get the texts that Tom Brady sent on his phone because he destroyed it? What about the phone he was texting to? Maybe a dentist shot it?
Human Lives Matter!
Screw all the peeps who are wasting their time whining about Cecil the Lion. I hope a lion eats you.
Would you rather read about a white cop killing a black teen or a white dentist killing a lion?
I guess it depends on how famous the lion is...or if the dentist is white.
when you're wife has her mind blown because she realizes that you can make hard boiled eggs.
"You can cook steak AND hard boiled eggs!"
Closer...
My new daily chore is boiling eggs for the kids...and eating the yolks because they don't.
Chink Links
Chew Girls July 2015 Pics
The official "My Two Faces" website