Weed Watchers
watching shows about people cooking with cannabis is fun for about twenty seconds but then starts to get annoying when you realize that you can't eat the tv.
I grew up not understanding Queen and their music so I nonchalantly wrote them off as a band I "hated." After watching the movie Bohemian Rhapsody, I became obsessed. As an acting exercise, I challenged myself to sing and dance like Freddie Mercury to see what the actor Rami Malek was going through. My singing would wake up my wife. She likes Queen but it got to a point where she would say, "Toady, we are not listening to Queen!"...but we did anyway because I had to brainwash my kids.
While showing my 7 year old the Queen's Live Aid performance in London and she said, "They should play in Queens. It's so obvious."
I gave Wifi a choice. We could listen to Queen or I could sing Queen. Before I could finish giving her the choices, she screamed, "Listen to Queen!"
When the kids were away, I watched Queen's live performances in full stereo surround while dancing in my living room to make it feel like I was there. The best part was when the concert ended and I knew I did not have to deal with the traffic.
Beastly
I got the new Beastie Boys Book and it's cool but heavy as heck. It's so heavy that I can't comfortably read it while on the toilet because it hurts my legs and hand. Or I can just wait until they make a movie about The Beastie Boys, "Bohemians Rap City."
when you see your kids after 5 days away from them and they look and act differently...because they are robotic clones.
Closer...
my mom refers to kombucha as "kombuchi" and it sounds so wrong
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