I hate getting random texts and calls from scammers. If I block the number, they come up with another. And they think that if they begin their number with the same 6 numbers as my own phone number, I will pick up...they may have gotten me once or twice with that trick. They call/text me almost every other day so I pretty much ignore my phone in general. Gmail is how I talk.
I hate seeing people wasting their time playing these dumb games like Candy Crush. Play something that uses your brain like Words with Friends.
My flip phone doesn't receive group texts...and it's awesome.
Morning at the Opera
My kindergartner had a classroom "Opera" performance which lasted about 8 minutes and was basically a bunch of kids each saying one sentence. I could barely see or hear my kid and I spent more time walking home than the actually performance...but if I didn't go, I would be the worst dad in the world so what choice do I really have?
Honestly, I was expecting a classroom full of kindergarteners singing something like Andrea Bocelli.
My kid is the one strategically standing exactly where no one can see her...or did they put her there on purpose?
Sad Fact: Most of my good friends don't read my Chronicles or even know it exists. Maybe that doesn't make them a good friend anymore?
Nice Cans
I got excited when I saw a "=W=" on a soda can thinking it was for the band Weezer but it is for the movie "Wonder Woman."
when you hear your kids farting in their sleep and it makes you smile
Closer...
whenever my kid catches me "scratching" my nostril, I just think about her saying, "I learned it by watching you!"
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