After watching "The Irishman,"
I wanted to dip bread into wine from small glass,
I felt like I saw Good Fellas 2,
I started to wonder if these guys are still good actors or just good at playing gangsters over and over again.
Tourists
Model Majority is taking our show on the road and heading to Greensboro, North Carolina in March 21st for the NC Comedy Fest. Anyone around? Ever been? All I know is that it is a ten hour drive.
Potty Mouth
I asked my 6 year old what grown up words she knows. She said, "Shit." OK, no biggie. Then she said "Piss." Not really a curse word but still weird to hear out of her mouth. Then she says, "Fuck." OK, enough of that game. I don't even bother asking where she heard it.
SIDENOTE: She wrote a letter to Santa asking him who in our family is naughty.
I Want the Chewth!
Whenever the kids start talking about Santa or the Tooth Fairy, I try to change the subject because I hate lying to them about irrational things. I still can't believe they are that naive.
when you find yourself plucking and cutting your grey hairs to make yourself feel young.
SIDENOTE: My bro told me he has grey pubes...and he's younger...but he's a doctor.
Closer...
I have convinced my kids that I am the smartest man in the world so they keep bugging me to audition for Jeopardy!
Chew Links
Chew Girls December pics
NC Comedy Fest: Model Majority