I prepare a midnight buffet for myself every night.
I spin in circles to make myself feel dizzy to simulate being on a boat.
I dress in the same clothes I wore on vacation and I pretend I am not freezing my butt off.
I look at other people's cruise pics on fb and pretend I was friends with them to relive the experience.
Buy! Cell!
My cell phone died on me so I had to deal with Sprint Customer Service.
While on the phone, my phone cuts out twice and I lose my connection. Both times were after they told me I reside in an area with great reception.
I called once and got transferred to one guy who gave me a good deal but then the phone cut out. The second time another guy said that deal didn't exist. The third time I got a woman who gave me everything I needed. Idiots.
K.C. No Phone.
Having no phone makes me feel like a futuristic outlaw.
I ended up paying $20 for a pre-owned piece of crap (LG Rumor Touch) because my plan is not eligible for an upgrade yet. They said I could pay $100 for an early upgrade but then that wouldn't feel much like an upgrade if it costs $100.
In the meantime, I had to activate my daughter's "play" phone (my old cell phone) until my new phone arrives. She sees me using it and says, "That's my phone!" I have no choice but to give it to her because it is her phone.
I passed by a bunch of "immigrant" workers putting up a sign for a new bagel place in my hood that seemed either really dumb or really clever. Was it spelled wrong on purpose?
No. The next day I passed by and they changed the sign to "Bagel Factory." Not a good first impression.
After the fan photo shoot , Weezer had a Q&A and Adam Devine asked them what they hated most. Rivers replies, "I hate the photo shoots...But not the ones with the fans."
The guitarist said his favorite moment was Masquerade Night because no one could recognize him.
The bassist had a cross fit workout session and Wifi and I decided to grab a cocktail beforehand. I got so light headed...it was awesome.
Wearing my Brooklyn Nets jersey helped us connect with other Brooklyn peeps. We even got an "in" at the local day care place we are currently waitlisted on.
I partied with some dude who calls himself, "Jesus Weezer." It turns out he was the "Hippie" from The Amazing Race season 9 Winner. He was partying in a small 3 man bathroom dancing and giving away shots.
when your kid cries at a restaurant and you take her outside for a "Time Out" and some one tells you how much they appreciate the gesture. (This was is Florida. Would it happen in New York?)
Closer...
I just discovered Spotify and I love it! But I hate how they play commercials for bands that white people clearly don't listen to (Rap/Jazz/Hip Hop) while I'm listening to white people music. Maybe that's how they get you to pay for the commercial free service.
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