Grumpy Old Man.
I know nothing about Macklemore but he seems like someone I would like to punch in the face. And just to be fair to women, I will include Ariana Grande to that list.
Racist?
I've been watching South Park from the beginning (1996 X-mas bootleg) and I still have no idea which one is Stan or Kyle.
I don't get all the people who are saying things like, "Good riddance to 2016. Too many people died."
Just because 2016 is over it doesn't mean people will stop dying. And those are only famous people who you wouldn't really care about unless they died.
So when the first famous person dies in 2017, do we get to say that it's also a bad year?
People say 2016 was a bad year because of Trump...so you think 2017 will be better when he is president?
Player One.
one time I asked a random girl at a bar in the Hamptons to tell me something interesting about herself. She did and then she walked away.
The Woody.
I've always wanted to pull a Woodly Allen move (scene from "Annie Hall") where he asks his first date to kiss him at the beginning of the date to take away all the pretentiousness. That seems like something that only works in the movies.
when your kid coughs in your face and you start planning to be sick for the next week
Closer...
If the NBC TV schedule goes as planned, my episode of "The Blacklist #411: The Harem" should be airing January 19, 2017 at 10pm. If you miss it, I'm sure one of my fans (me) will release an edited Kevin version.
Chink Links
Chew Girls December 2016 pics