That's good. I was worried she would stop the minute I croak. She watches MODEL MAJORITY everyday and it's hard for me to stop her.
I took my kids to the Yankees game and since it was only 20% capacity, we got to sit wherever we wanted. We chose some seats 10 rows behind home plate which were great but there was no shade and the kids wanted to catch a foul ball (the net was in front of us) so we walked around for 2 innings looking for other seats only to go back to our original seats. My oldest was so upset that we missed 2 innings. She bleeds Yankee Blue.
Who's Your Daddy?
Whenever I tell a dad joke, the 9 year old laughs and the 7 year old rolls her eyes.
Oh, Mother.
whenever I ask my wife wants she wants for Mother's Day, she always replies, "I'm not your mother." And then I follow it up with a, "Do you want me to buy you anything from the kids?"
What the Pho?
There are 3 Vietnamese restaurants right net to each other in Chinatown. I decided to go to one I have never been to before because it was emptier. The prices were $4 more, it was cleaner and the food was less flavorful...this must be where the black and white people go.
when you start speaking Chinese to someone and then they start responding like it's your native tongue and you end up agreeing to something and fake laughing. This is why I have my wife make my dentist appointments.
Closer...
My kid made some money from her acting so whenever I am cheap about something, she says, "Don't worry, dad. I'll pay."
Chew Family May 2021
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