This year, I get to double up!
The older I get, the less I want to hear lyrics in my songs. It just sounds like whining and complaining sometimes.
SIDENOTE: Listening to EDM (electronic dance music) makes me feel young...and on drugs.
Bad Rap
I get pissed when the people on my block play loud music from their cars because their music choice sucks. My neighborhood needs more white hipsters.
Kanye East
Some guy mixed Kanye West and Weezer songs together for the sole reason of being able to call it Yeezer. I dislike Kanye but I love Weezer so after giving it a good listen...I gotta say I am beginning to appreciate Kanye's lyrical "genius."
Every time I visit Amazon, I feel like I am playing a game where I have to find enough stuff to qualify for free shipping...without buying crap I don't need from China.
Miss Ery
As a Yankee fan, I want the Mets to win because I feel like my Met fan friends have been so miserable for so long.
Missouri
I just realized that Kansas City is in Missouri. I would have guessed Kansas. Thank you baseball for showing where the stadium is located.
Crazy Eyes
While watching late night talk shows, I started getting distracted by the eyeballs slightly moving while reading cue cards. Now I can't stop looking at their balls.
when you're on the pooper at 12:55 pm and need to hurry it up so you can double check your lineup before the 1:00 kickoff
Closer...
I am officially done with sea salt. You can't make it fancier by saying it's from the sea. It's still just salt! I'm now referring to it as Semen Salt.
Chink Links
Chew Girls October pics