Hard Candy
Halloween in Park Slope, Brooklyn means trick or treating at the storefront's along the avenue.
It's so Asian of the Asian places to give out fortune cookies and cheap candy.
My 5 year old's favorite was getting clementines at the supermarket.
I took out all the cheap no name candy and put it in a bucket for me to eat...first.
Little League Chew.
My 5 year old loves chewing gum...now that she knows not to swallow it.
Gum on the school bus is like cigarettes in high school. The older kids are teaching the younger ones.
Chinese Bootleg Theatre
Here's a review I enjoyed about Ben Affleck's, "The Accountant:"
very disappointing, nothing about tax law, conveyancy or interest rates just action crime and drama don't bother 3/10
I'm flattered by the fact that my friend, Steve, thinks I cheat in "Words with Friends" because I put down so many 7 tile words. He threw down the gauntlet and told me to challenge his mom. He gave me the wrong screen name so I started a game with some random person named "Steve's mom."
Nothing's Finer than Eating at the Diner.
We started letting our 3 year old decide where we want to eat. We eat at the diner a lot...or any place that has mac and cheese. It sucks paying $7 for $1 boxed macaroni (plus juice and dessert)
When we let our 5 year old choose, we end up at the Mexican place because she like their rice. We end up paying $5 for a side of rice.
The Money Pitt
whenever I see a trailer for the movie, "Allied," I feel like I am watching a sex tape or exhibit A in the Jolie Pitt Trial.
when you are listening to your friend freestyle rap and you just want them to stop but you can't because they're your friend
Closer...
I got Blacklisted!...as in, they just cast me as Guard #1 on NBC's "The Blacklist."
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