Mouse Trap
Ever since I have started letting the kids use the computer, the mouse has started getting stickier.
seeing people wearing sunglasses during TV interviews convinces me that they are high and drunk.
Asian Aging
The best part about turning 40 is looking at fecesbook and seeing pictures of other people who turned 40 and realizing that you are "not really" 40.
Aids
whenever I have an extra ticket to something, I end up giving it to my friend Aiden because he is the first person in my contact list so I end up texting him first.
SIDENOTE: Below is a picture of Jared from Subway with his aids (helpers). Everyone in South Park gets pissed when he says he lost weight because he got aids. Brilliant.
After using Uber and Lyft, I have easily decided that my neighborhood car service is still the best (and cheapest by far) option. I don't get why white people love these apps so much (they like wasting money?).
Grab Some Bud.
whenever I see a beer commercial with a white and black dude as best buds, it always seems miscast. That black guy wouldn't hang with him...or drink Bud Light.
when you can't stop thinking about that episode of Game of Thrones all week long.
Closer...
Having a smartphone makes me feel like I have joined the Matrix
Chink Links
Chew Girls July pics