Stop complaining about your 3 week paid vacation!
You just want to infect more people here so that you don't have to travel to a Third World country to treat it.
TMI: I'm Going to Die of Ria.
I had liquid poops and seriously thought I might have Ebola.
Good News, my poop is now solid...but I have a weird rash (another symptom?)
A fellow Weezer Cruisemate hooked me up with a last minute ticket to Weezer at The Bowery Ballroom (awesome intimate venue) and I was able to blend in with the VIP after the show and snap a selfie with Rivers.
There were so many cruisemates that it felt like being back on the cruise.
The show was on the border of Chinatown so I guided everyone to get some food after the show. The idiot I am, I guided us the wrong way and by the time we got to our destination, it was closed. So onto the next...closed, and again. Then we headed back to the venue to the place right next door. The kitchen closed at midnight and it was 12:07. If only we hadn't walked around...
Friendzy
when you want to tell some of your fecesbook friends to stop posting lame links (like this one?)
Butternuts.
I want to try grass-fed butter in my coffee but I am afraid I might get addicted. I hear it's that good.
when you go to a wedding and you're so relieved that you don't have to plan one of your own anymore.
Closer...
I still wish ill will upon the Knicks for trading Linsanity. I go as far as calling them racists.
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