The kids went to Hershey park and brought me back some Hershey squirts (from eating McDonald's).
Solo Chewbacca
I went out to eat by myself and I pretended to stare at my phone while eavesdropping on everyone.
North and South
About 15 years ago, I asked my sister in law which Korea she is from when I met her. She laughed and thought I was kidding...and I played along. I didn't know North Koreans are branded as defectors if they leave the country.
Dead Again
I watched Army of the Dead again but this time I was watching (with lower expectations) for Easter eggs and Time Loop conspiracies. It still makes no sense (unless they have an Infinity Time Stone)...and zombies can make love and get pregnant!?
Model Student
My youngest knows all my sketches inside out so one day I might write a sketch about a school subject she is having a hard time memorizing.
when you feel like you got ripped off for using your $2.75 Metrocard when there is a homeless guy holding the service door open for you.
Closer...
My oldest keeps telling me she will never move out and take care of me forever. I told her to put it in writing (and I explained how to get it notarized).
Chew Family May 2021
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