Paint by Numbers.
When I got the concert tickets, I didn't know the Yankees would be playing a do or die playoff game at the same time. So every other song I would take out my phone to check on the score and imagine how it happened as I stared at numbers.
The airbnb camper I stayed in was awesome except for the bathroom. The toilet is the shower. And since I stunk it up, I stunk up the entire camper.
Having kids means never having paper in your printer. They enjoy taking stacks of paper and folding it to make their own books.
Road to Nowhere
Everyone always says, "Yeah it's like a $5 uber ride." Where are these imaginary $5 Uber rides? If it's only 15 blocks, I'm walking it.
Just the Tip.
I hate when they ask you to enter a tip amount for counter service when you pay by credit card on their digital device. I always feel obligated to give something even though they did nothing outside of their job. I get the same reaction if I give something or nothing so I am going to start giving nothing...and claim "I'm unemployed" if they give me an attitude.
When your hands get so sweaty that your phone doesn't recognize your fingerprint and you can't open your phone.
Closer...
Why are there so many White Chicks with the last name Olsen. Is that the new trend?
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