I got a cushioned toilet seat that is softer and much more comfy. The only bad part is that you can't put the toilet seat up without it falling back down so I have fully committed to sitting for going number one and two. I know one day, some dude is going to use my toilet and I will forget to tell him and he will stand and go number one and the toilet seat will fall down mid stream and pee will get everywhere. I know from experience.
SIDENOTE: In college, some dude said, "This guy gets more ass than a toilet seat."
Jackman Off
Hugh Jackman was reported to turn down the role of James Bond because the scripts were “crazy and unbelievable.” But the story of a time travelling Duke in the Meg Ryan rom-com, “Kate and Leopold," Wolverine, and "Reel Steel" pass the test?
Drunk Uncle.
Watching Donald Trump talk is so annoying that it is starting to make Alec Baldwin’s impression unbelievable because it’s too coherent.
Giant Fumble
Eli Manning got his starting quarterback job back. Now he can finally play out the meaningless season without the pressure of keeping up his 210 game starting streak alive. Is anyone even watching these games?
when you see an IHOP commercial and it makes you crave pancakes...but not from IHOP
Closer...
one night, I decided to tell my kid a story from when I was a little boy as her bedtime story. Now, I dug myself a whole because I have to come up with a different story every night.
Chink Links
Chew Girls December 2017