Model Majority will be performing our 2nd Annual Lunar New Year Show 2/1 at The PIT Striker. I'm pretending that I am growing my facial hair for it.
Cleaning House
Instead of going away when the kids went to their grandparents, we cleaned the apartment for three days straight. Even though I have never watched Marie Kondo, I feel like I did.
Lost Time
While cleaning, we found a 2018 family photo calendar that my wife was supposed to mail to her parents last X-mas. I'm making the kids use it for something because I spent about 20 hours putting it together (every year).
Batteries Not Included
Being a dad means always having a screwdriver handy so that you could change the batteries for their toys...and feel like a hero/handyman.
Cam Boy
I had to return the video camera X-mas gift I got for myself because it didn't work after charging it for 12 hours. That kind of killed the whole point of having something to play with at X-mas. I just got the replacement and I already have doubts...but how else do I become a Youtube influencer?
Doc and Marty
Everyone has been telling me how good Rick and Morty is so I downloaded the first 3 seasons. 3 episodes in and I bailed. It felt like a Family Guy/South Park knockoff. I heard the millennials love it so I feel my age not liking it.
when you chill with your millennial cousin and feel slightly cooler because he is a millennial.
Closer...
That millennial cousin gave his credit card to the waiter before we arrived so he could pay. Very unmillenial of him.
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