The Asian Connection.
Now that the Yanks got Tanaka, I can pretend I am him when he is pitching.
Secret Asian Man
Being Chinese with no accent means I get to enjoy all the benefits of being white (good service) and I get to portray a minority. This is very helpful in bad neighborhoods...or so I like to believe. I sometimes pretend I am a delivery guy so it looks like I belong.
KKK West
I'm so sick and tired of hearing about KimYe. Why can't terrorists go after them instead? Wouldn't that be better than killing innocent people? You would be so popular!
Guilty Pleasure.
I have a bad habit of watching the crappiest action movies. I'll watch anything as long as it has cool visuals, at least 2 recognizable names and action in the first 8 minutes. Netflix has got some pretty crappy ones.
Christopher Walking
I will never buy a car because I hate car insurance commercials so much. I hate that I know the words.
Wicked Thoughts.
I took Wifi out to see the broadway show, Wicked. I kept myself entertained by saying things like,
"I thought this was gonna be a porno! I think I have Wicked on DVD."
"The Wizard is Hitler and the Witch represents the Jews. He created a fake enemy to unite the masses."
when someone sends you a game invite on fecesbook and you're like, "Really? Hmm, should I unfriend?"
Closer...
when someone takes a "which character are you?" fecesbook survey and you're like, "Really?"
SIDENOTE: Don't be offended
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