I had an audition for the same role I went in for 7 months ago. I play a cop who is into dieting and exercising and Edie Falco is Chief of Police. I'm not sure if this is a callback, they forgot they saw me already or maybe they think I am a different Chinese guy. Either way, it went much better than the first time (which I thought I bombed because I was too focused on my imaginary props).
Kung Fu Hustlers
The next day, I had an audition as Press #6 (a reporter) for the new J.Lo/Owen Wilson movie, "Marry Me." I want to be in the movie so I could say I worked with 3 stars from the movie, "Anaconda" (Thanks, Jon Voight!).
In the lobby, the guy at the desk gave me a number on a post-it which I ignored. I went up and down on the elevator as it skipped my floor before I realized I needed to punch in that post-it code to access the buttons.
B-List
The day after that, I had an audition for The Blacklist. I thought I was blacklisted after being on the show already but I guess I could come up with a cool backstory as to why my hotel security guard has returned as an undercover agent. In the audition scene, I get stabbed so maybe they want some closure.
The character's name is Alfred Yang so I made a Yang Gang joke to leave an impression.
Diary of a Whiny Kid
My kid had some funky grapes and said they tasted like wine. They did but how does she know what wine tastes like?
when you don't see your kids for a few days and they come back and look different so you ask them questions that a bodysnatcher wouldn't know the answer to.
"What's your favorite hobby?" Picking my nose.
Closer...
I stopped taking multi-vitamins because no one asked me to take them.
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