My kid told me she punched her bully in the nuts and made him cry. I was hoping he would stop hitting her after that but he did it again this week...and she hit him in the nuts and made him cry again.
Lullabye
My kids heard that I was listening to music as I was going to sleep so now they both want it too. We now have The Killers playing in three rooms to lull us to sleep.
Phony Spa
I put a massage table in our bedroom so in order to make it feel like a real Chinese spa, I massage her while I am on my cell phone and I shout things in Cantonese.
when someone (your kid's teacher) calls you by the wrong name (Eric) and you just go with it
Closer...
the worst thing about having a smartphone is taking 30 minutes toilet breaks..and only pooping for five of those leg numbing minutes
Chink Links
Chew Girls January Pics
Fake Trailer of Danny McBride as Son of Crocodile Dundee created by Australian Tourism Bureau