Sitting on a plane with an empty middle seat means that my family gets an entire row to ourselves (and I get two seats to manspread or attempt to sleep in fetal position). Instead of asking you what you want to drink and snack on, they hand you a bag of water, Biscoff and Cheez-its. Much better because I hate having to stay awake to put in my order and anticipating when the cart will roll my way so I don't miss my $200 snack.
Mass Debate Shun
The best part about the presidential debate was that the Yankees were on so I missed it.
Dad Talk
My dad calls WD-40, "10DW"
Ramen noodles, "Ramadan Noodles"
And instead of "Everybody Loves Raymond," it's "I Love Raymond"
I say things like, "Let's go GI Joe, I'm gonna smack your butt like a coconut, and Watch out for Crazy White People who want to blame you for coronavirus!"
when you convince your kids that ghosts are not real but then they start to question the existence of Santa and the Tooth Fairy
Closer...
How come the Cleveland Indians get to keep their name but the Washington Redskins don't? I'm tired of saying the Yankees eliminated the Indians again.
Chew Girls Sept Pics