Whenever I don't rinse out my plastic container before recycling it, I imagine some pissed off worker sorting it on a conveyer belt. How far from the truth am I?
Prep School
I remember when school supplies used to be #2 pencils, marble and spiral notebooks. Now it's Mr. Clean Magic Erasers, Flair pens and hand soap. It's about $80 worth of supplies! Is this the price of Park Slope or is this everywhere?
Smoking Aces
If you happen to watch Susan Sarandon's latest (possible Oscar) hit, "Ace the Case," keep an eye out for Wifi...
Whenever I go to a bachelor party, I am usually the guy who ends up remembering the stories for the next day. Probably because my asian flush prevents me from getting too wasted and blacking out.
Chinese Twins
I thought Chinese people were immune to thinking that my kids are twins but even my Chinese cousin says he sometimes gets confused...especially when I dress them alike.
when your kid poops in the toilet but then runs to tell you that you need to wipe her butt...leaving a poop trail.
Closer...
I love saying that I am "Almost 40" because it makes me feel young (because I am not 40 yet)
Chink Links
The Chew Girls August Pics