I wish the can scavengers were English literate so they could take all the five cent cans and not just the ones they recognize. Why don't they ever take the glass bottles?
I wish they would have a trash collector's announcement telling them that certain plastic water bottles (Poland Spring) are now five cent redeemable in New York.
I consider leaving my cans and bottles out for the scavengers as my way of giving to the poor. But are they really poor?
Garbage Pail Adults
I hate the dummies who throw regular trash into my compost bin thinking they are being helpful. Plastic is not compostable you lazy bastards. Just throw it in the garbage can that is 8 feet away...or leave it on the street so I don't have to dive into my compost bin to dig it out.
Movie by Numbers
While watching the movie "12 Strong" I can't help but constantly ask myself throughout the movie if all twelve soldiers will survive to the point where it is distracting. I hate when they put numbers in movie titles. This is the opposite of the "Lone Survivor" effect.
when they don't charge you for something at the restaurant and you don't know if it is because they forgot or if they are giving it to you fo free.
Closer...
Why are they still teaching kids that "March is in like a lion and out like a lamb?" That line was bullcrap even when they taught it to me in grade school.
Chink Links
Chew Girls April 2018 pics