Flip on the Tele.
Whenever I watch talk shows, I always imagine what it would be like when they interview me.
Whenever I watch Game of Thrones, I get pissed that there are no Chinese people in their fantasy world but then I think about how awesome it would be for me to be the first.
Whenever I watch SNL, I hope the next skit will be funny.
Whenever I watch The Big Bang Theory, I change the channel.
Having long hair makes me feel cool and hip (and young) so this year I am going to skip the annual Spring Trim and sweat it out all summer long...or as long as I could take it.
In another effort to feel young, I've been only listening to songs I used to rock in my teen years listening to WDRE.
My "Old School" playlist on Spotify
Outlaws and In Laws.
My In Laws are in the country for a few months so that means I put on my Prince Kevin face when they are set to visit every weekend. I even gave up my bedroom.
Chew Views:
Enemy starring Jake Gyllenhaal as a history professor who spots his exact lookalike as an actor in a movie and they stalk each other. Weird ending involving a giant spider that I had to google to figure out it's true meaning. Then the movie became even better. The best part of the movie was thinking about how much Jake Gyllenhaal with a beard looks like Pete Schmidt. Here's a screenshot from Enemy that resembles him the most:
One time I told Pete that some girls thought he looked like Jake Gyllenhaal and he replied, "What makes you think I am not Jake Gyllenhaal?"
Baby movies her legs a lot so people who hold her tend to say things like, "She's going to be a runner or a swimmer."
I always want to respond, "Or a stripper."
when you get your $12 service fee waived from your bank account and you like to think you did it with your charm but really you did it over email
Closer...
Words with Friends is my new toilet activity that makes my legs and feet fall asleep from sitting down too long
Chink Links
The Chew Girls April 2014 Pics