Lately I've been feeling like the name Kevin has been appearing everywhere. I hear it on radio ads, tv commercials (COD: Black Ops III), and my favorite show's main character is named Kevin (The Leftovers) so when other characters talk to him, it's like they are talking to me.
Kevincidence?
I stopped by the Doughnut Plant to pick up some dessert and some Chinese dude I didn't know walked in and said, "Kevin!" I responded with a "Yo" and he gave me a funny look...because he was talking to the guy behind the counter who's name was also "Kevin."
Jordancidence?
While watching Late Night with Seth Meyers, he has a segment where he explains Teen Slang. He gives the word (gravy boat), it's definition (that weird friend you only see once a year for Thanksgiving), and then he uses it in a sentence ("I went home for Thanksgiving and ran into Jordan Schmidt. That gravy boat was still wearing his class ring.") It's funny because I have a friend named Jordan Schmidt who is a gravy boat. The name is so obscure that I bet the writer of the joke actually knows him.
Maybe the tv is really talking to me? The Lawnmower Man?
420cidence?
check out 4:20 on the clip below
Food from food trucks would be so much better if they weren't so damn expensive. It should be cheaper because of the pee pee germs (because they have no bathroom and probably pee in a bottle).
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Every time I hear about the singer Sia, I laugh a little on the inside because "sia" translates to "poop" in Cantonese.
Movie Man.
whenever I see old friends, I always want to know what good tv or movies they have been watching. That's how I catch up with people.
when you show up to your kid's class for Thanksgiving Feast and she tells you she wants you to leave. I felt like the uncool dad.
Closer...
I threw my wife a surprise 40th birthday party on her 39th birthday
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Chew Girls November pics