My friend saw my antique cellphone that I use and he commented on how my phone cannot be hacked (because it's not a smartphone) and I pretended like that was the reason why I still use it.
One big reason why I still use it is because it fits into my clothes that have small cell phone pockets.
I've just recently heard that using dumb phones is starting to become a trend. Does that make me cool?
whenever it rains, my leg pain/numbness is worse. It makes me feel like an old rusty robot when I walk with my limp.
Shower Power.
My hot water and heat went out this week so I had to skip a shower day. It was pretty liberating. But as soon as the heat kicked back on the next day, I jumped in the shower first.
whenever I don't shower it reminds me of "Hell Week" when I pledged a frat (Chi Phi). We were not allowed to shower all week but I did anyway but didn't use soap.
5 Year Old Questions.
Dad, is magic real?
Anything can be magical so 'Yes.' You're magical because you grow.
Dad, is Santa real?
The story of Santa is real so everyone pretends they are Santa so they can give gifts.
Dad, is the tooth fairy real?
Do you think little fairies fly around and collect your dirty teeth after they fall out? Grandma was my tooth fairy.
when you realize that kids can't keep secrets...the hard way.
"Dad, want to hear a secret story from Mommy?"
Closer...
it feels nice to tell people I am co-starring in a show they have heard of...but only about 1 out of 10 people actually watch.
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Chew Girls November 2016 Pics
Johnny Depp as Donald Trump: