Snatch.
Whenever I discover a new birthmark on my body, I always take a second to question whether I got abducted by aliens
SIDENOTE: I just watched that lame hostless Unsolved Mysteries reboot about alien abduction. The show sucks...mystery solved.
We bought Basil plants to ward off the mosquitos by our front door (advice from Dr. Internet). Unfortunately, it looks like they are attracted to them. Maybe we should have tested it out before buying 5 of them (and one rosemary plant that isn't doing any better).
SIDENOTE: I have no idea how to take care of plants so one of the basil plants already died. The Internet has failed me on this one.
Hair Loss Treatment
I shaved and no one in my family noticed. I had to call a family meeting to ask what is different.
SIDENOTE: I trimmed it too short and didn't like the way it looked (like a Bullfighter) so I just shaved it all off...knowing I can always rock a mustache in about a month.
when an Asian accuses you of being racist against White people because you support Black Lives Matter.
Closer...
being around my kids all day makes it seem like all they do is pick their noses.
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