SIDENOTE: I find it odd/funny/disturbing that my dad's favorite part of an awards show is the "In Memoriam" montage.
It was so anti-climactic when Doogie Howser opened up his Oscar predictions at then end of the show. I was hoping Gwyneth Paltrow's head would be inside (as a tribute to Se7en)
Common Legend.
I got pissed when Common and John Legend won the Oscar because I thought they were stealing the spotlight from "Lonnie Lynn and John Stephens"...until I realized that was their real names.
Fobio.
I feel obligated to watch the new show "Fresh off the Boat" because I am an asian actor and I want more work...but have heard nothing good about it from other Asians so I've been putting it off. I don't commit to a new show until they guarantee me 3 seasons worth of episodes.
Secret Asian Woman.
Wifi got booked in a training video...so the next time you are forced to watch one of those things, look for her. She's the Asian one.
Asian Exclusion Actor.
I got excited because I found out that a Yankee prospect named Rob Refsnyder is Asian (adopted). Any Asian Yankee makes it easier to pretend it is me out there on the field.
My favorite part of the Oscars was when Doogie Howser said,
Then the award for best original score, best original sauce and best original song.
But then I got really pissed when they didn't give out an award for the sauce.
In the winter, I stand to pee because the seat is cold.
In the summer, I sit to pee because the seat is cold.
when you get food poisoning from $1 happy hour raw oysters that tasted so damn good going down.
Closer...
My puking only lasted 24 hours so not enough for me to swear off raw oyster.
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