I spotted NBC's Parks and Recreation's Councilman Jamm (Jon Glaser) in my hood twice. Is it weird that I like to stalk famous people who reside in Park Slope...because I secretly wish I had one too? Is it weird that ever since the real Mayor (Bill DeBlasio) decided to live in Gracie Mansion instead of his place Park Slope, I decided to stalk a fake Councilman.
SIDENOTE: I pretended to take a photo of my kid to snap this blurry pic of Jon G in the background.
Targeted.
I finally got my Target "Red" credit card in the mail. It was the first time I have ever received a credit card that I didn't have to activate. I guess that explains how easy it was for people to have their data breached.
After seeing so many commercials with people spinning arrow signs, it makes me want to try my hand at it. I'm afraid I might be really good at it and I would have to make it my profession.
Whole-ly Day
I'm old. I got excited when the new "Whole Foods" opened in my hood. I felt as excited as Will Ferrel was in "Old School" when talking about "Bed, Bath and Beyond."
Pillow Fight.
I gave toddler a glow in the dark pillow that lights up for 15 minutes and automatically shuts off until you push down on the pillow again. I thought this would help her sleep easier without mom and dad. Before falling asleep, she said, "I love pillow." 3 hours later she wakes up screaming and she's holding a red glowing pillow saying, "Take away Pillow!" I guess she forgot that she had it and woke up to this in her face...
when you have a blood test at 1pm and they tell you not to eat 8 hours beforehand so you stuff your face at 4am just to make sure you won't be hungry at noon.
Closer...
whenever I see a commercial starring an athlete who is currently sidelined with injury I think, "If you spent less time on the cushy set and more time on the field, maybe you would be playing right now!"...but I am speaking as an injury prone actor who retired from football to pursue acting.
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