SIDENOTE: Baby took off her clothes and diaper and pooped and peed in her crib
I got confused when they said, "watch it on HBO NOW." I thought they meant, "Watch it on HBO, now." The show I wanted to watch wasn't on HBO yet so that's when I figured out what HBO NOW is.
I saw a trailer for a new movie Wifi is in and surprisingly, Susan Sarandon is in the movie playing a cop.
Wifi is not in the trailer but here it is if you want to see what it's about:
Kid Witness Trailer link
Schooled.
Toddler is going to the same school where I went to for kindergarten. I never thought I would be one of those people. I'm looking forward to seeing if my name is anywhere...possibly near my plaque or statue.
High School High
The most famous person in my graduating class is the same guy Puffy Diddy threw a weight at (and the same guy who kicked the football player from the Jets sideline). I wish I knew him more so I could have a funny story. I once let him borrow my scotch tape. That's all I got.
when you can't find the garbage can in someone else's kitchen because it's one of those "hidden inside the cabinet" pull out drawer type thingy
Closer...
when I ask Toddler what she wants for her birthday, she replies, "Everything."
Then I asked, "Do you want poop?" "No."
"Then don't say you want everything."
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