whenever my 4 year old scratches her head she automatically says, "I have lice."
I think she does it so that she can stay up later as I have to inspect her head for eggs literally with a fine tooth comb.
Boundaries
Is it weird to invite your kid's teacher to your kid's birthday party? The four year old has requested it for her August party.
She won't be her teacher anymore so maybe she will be the highlight of the party.
Infinity Watermark
I caved in and watched a bootleg camera version of Avengers: Infinity War because I was afraid the internet would explode from all the spoilers. It was so good that I have to see it again in the cinema...without the gambling website watermark on the screen.
Double Asians
My voiceover agent asked me if I was available to work on a ten episode series where I have to double as a chinaman and a upper class white man in San Francisco that pays about $1000 a day. Sure, I am! He told me he was looking for a few people so I forwarded my Blacklist translator's info to him. I haven't heard back from my agent and that was a month ago. Did I just give my job away?
when your agent sends you an email saying that the Ray Donovan casting people are asking if I am in the union, US citizen and have the necessary working papers...but have yet to offer me the role.
SIDENOTE: whenever I hear the words "working papers" I imagine that I am in WWII evading Nazi's
Closer...
whenever the Yankees lose, the other team cheated.
Chink-Links
Chew Girls May 2018 Pics
music video featuring Delores from "Westworld"